The Frozen Globes

Awards Season!!!! Woohoo! January is a tough month to get through with the cold weather, lack of daylight, forced diet to fit into your pants, already failed resolutions, and one of the few upsides to this difficult 31 day period is that it is the beginning of awards season. The Golden Globes serve as the official kickoff, always drawing an A-list crowd from both the small and big screen.

Last Sunday's Globe awards were handed out and the winners were for the most part awarded to the front runners in each category. Natalie Portman for 'Black Swan', Annette Bening for 'The Kids Are Alright', Christian Bale for 'The Fighter', and the list goes on...Luckily for the audience there were no big surprises because animating their face correctly for this scenario would have proven difficult for many. Not all frozen is created equal, and some stars looked better and more natural than others, but for some it's time to let it go just a little bit to allow for some movement and graceful aging. I am all for turning back the clock but taking the battery out of it completely is not the idea. Let's take a look at the nominees for the best injected celebrity of the Golden Globes...

Too Much

Sorry. I love her too but it just is.

Kyra you're making me nervous! Riding that fine line of lookin good and lookin frozen. We'll let you get away with a warning this time.

Hall Of Fame

That "one" time has lasted a lot longer than the average treatment....

Annette looks great! I think she had a facelift and does a moderate amount of maintenance with injections. A great version of a woman her age. Well done.

Something is not right here

J Lo looks great! The perfect amount and placement of injections.

Get those injections in now Giuliana because once you conceive that much desired (and publicized) child you will have to lay off the needle for awhile.

No sign of those rumored Latisse side effects. The spokesperson for the AMAZING eyelash grower is looking radiant with a very smooth forehead and glabella.

Not a chance that this is an all natural look. She probably has a secret injector tucked away in Namibia so no one ever sees her come and go to her appointments.

The injection newcomer. Looks like maybe a little Botox to the upper face. Looking good!

Most likely to go overboard if she hasn't done so already....

What to do when your injector is out of town during one of the biggest nights of the year...Cut bangs!! Really long ones that cover your brow and your eyes.

And the Golden Globe goes to....Halle Berry!!! She is at least part genetic freak to still look this good but injections MUST play some role in this gorgeousness. She is perfection.

See you all at the SAG awards....

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Bridalplasty Obsession

I finally caught an episode of Bridalplasty and it is official...I have a new guilty pleasure!! I thought reading US Weekly was a good outlet to leave your brain at home and have a good mindless read....well watching my new favorite reality show takes the wedding cake in this department!! Your brain could be on another planet while watching and you wouldn't notice!

So just to get those of you who have been in the dark like myself up to speed on the premise of the show, you have the typical reality t.v. setup with a famous host, Shanna Moakler, and die hard contestants who in this series are vying for the "perfect wedding". By perfect I do not mean the most beautiful flowers and best band...I mean perfect nose, breast, and body. Dead serious. The winner of this E! hit wins their wish list of procedures which according to the show will make them the "perfect bride".

It wouldn't be a reality show without a weekly challenge and in last week's episode the challenge entailed the remaining contestants, along with their future mother-in-law (not joking) to run around Venice Beach doing a photo scavenger hunt of sorts. One task was to take a photo of someone being buried in the sand. See below photo as proof that contestant Allyson's future m.i.l. volunteered for the job. Anything to help out family I guess..

I couldn't help but laugh out loud picturing my own mother-in-law buried in the sand so that I could have a free nose job for my wedding.

So each week the winner of the challenge gets to have a surgery off their wish list which gives them immunity from being kicked off the show while they recover. At this point in the season there are quite a few girls in various stages of the post op process from a wide variety of procedures. This brings me to one of my favorite parts of the show. Now you have all the cattiness that goes along with girls living together competing for the same prize, but with bandages!! There are girls trying to yell at each other but can't because their voices are nasal and they don't want their nasal splint to fall off! Think of it like if the girls on The Bachelor got into a limo accident on their way to meet their "husband" and had to spend the rest of the season in casts. It is hysterical!!

Sadly at the end of each episode somebody has to turn out the lights of their wedding closet (i.e. gets kicked off), done very dramatically at the RSVP ceremony, ruining their chances of becoming the perfect bride. Hopefully they all have nice fiances waiting for them back home to console their big noses and fat thighs. There is always CareCredit...

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Country Cup-Size

It has been quite the publicity storm for LeAnn Rimes over the past few years between her divorce from Dean Sheremet and affair with hottie Eddie Cibrian who is now her fiance. Her latest love affair with the tabloids has nothing to do with men and everything to do with cup size. It seems as though she recently added some "dimensions" to her ultra fit body that were on display in a little red bikini this week in Cabo. According to US magazine, she not only went for the enhancement that Cibrian's ex-wife Brandi Glanville had also done in the past, but went to the same plastic surgeon. Hope they don't have post-op appointments scheduled for the same day!

I think she looks fantastic! She clearly works very hard at maintaining her slim, toned figure and the conservative breast augmentation she chose looks very natural, complimenting her fabulous bod. With all the drama of recent years seemingly behind her, she can now look toward the future and bring her new girls along for the ride...

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